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Joined: October 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: My music taste seems to be whatever can stand out beautifully in the background to what's going on in my life at the time. Right now I am enjoying the sweet perversions of Leonard Cohen.
Likes: Rebelling against "normal", fearless people, and piggy backs.
Dislikes: Can I say stupid people?
Injuries Sustained: Lots of bruises, a bad knee, pulled muscles, broken vertebra, and heatstroke.
Distinguishing Characteristics: A chatter box and probably the smallest tattooed skater on the track. |  Knotty Knox
"I'm tough, ambitious, and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. -Madonna" |
 TabRRRKnuckle
"Christie de Calisse de Tabernacle!” & “Hey Ladyyyy!" | Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: My plate is filled with Metal, Good Ol’ Punk, Rockabilly and a side order of Blues, Jazz, and Oldies that defined my main course but for the love of god, don’t serve me any Country unless you would like to be puked on.
Likes: Wine with my bread, giving cigarettes to babies and Quebec pizzas! That’s Pop-Tarts with Ketchup in case you didn’t know, eh?!
Dislikes: PEANUTS... all kinds... the fluffy packing ones, the ones you smear on your bread or in your shorts and even the gallery that hangs out with Snoopy.
Injuries Sustained: Bruised ribs and a perma-bruise on my ankle.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm corny, I swear profusely in French once I’ve had a drink or ten and I may get a tickle out of threatening you a little... but don’t worry, I won’t hurt you....much! |
Joined: January 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Whatever is in my head at the moment.
Likes: Rowdy derby crowds, MMA, live music and playing with fire.
Dislikes: Commercials. The world would be a better place without commercials.
Injuries Sustained: Sucking chest wound. No? But that would've been rank, hey?
Distinguishing Characteristics: Rockstar war paint and a valuable ass-et. |  Kitty Killswitch
"I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking." |
 D. Ablo #666
"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." | Joined: May 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything spawned from the fiery pits of hell.
Likes: Sin, slander, long walks around the Lake of Fire, sucking on souls, blood red, rolling with my derby bitches.
Dislikes: Whiney chicks, yoga, babies.
Injuries Sustained: Broken bones, bloody noses, massive internal hemmorhages. Oh, did you mean what I had inflicted or received? I think I broke my nail once.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Horns, fangs, runs a body temperature of 105 degrees. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Indie.
Likes: Leavin' ya breathless and passin ya with ease.
Dislikes: B.O., line cutters, half asser's and vapid chicks.
Injuries Sustained: Minor concussion, bumps and bruises, no biggies.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Long, long, legs and a 4-pack. |  Da Dan Da Dah
"Y-o-u don't know me...(head simultaneous head and finger wave)" |
 Painstorm
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein" | Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Kiss and anything that rawks!
Likes: Wrecking stuff, new bearings, MMA and watching football.
Dislikes: Injuries, snow, people who behave as if they left their brain at home and of course, Nickelback.
Injuries Sustained: A bunch of bruises, pulled quad and pulled lower abs.
Distinguishing Characteristics: The shelf...can I say that? If not, I have really good hair. lol...who are we kidding though, I haven't been looked in the eye since 1994. |
Joined: May 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk rock!
Likes: Cats and live music.
Dislikes: Driving.
Injuries Sustained: Fishnet burn, bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'll be the one in leopard print. |  Miss Kitty Militia
"Here kitty kitty...." |
 Bunny Slugga
"I'm not a lesbian! (I'm sure)" | Joined: January 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Screaming.
Likes: Nothing.
Dislikes: Everything.
Injuries Sustained: Paper cut.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Evil laugh. |
Joined: February 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything that'll get me going to skate hard, kick some ass, and get my booty shakin.
Likes: Anything beautiful..unfortunately for you I will decide what that is, a good, cheap red wine, spicy calamari from La Bodega, my Life.
Dislikes: Ugly..really?..you want to know?
Injuries Sustained: Bruises anyone? I'll do anything to stay up on my feet...so injuries don't come often.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Sayin it like it is...assume I'm harsh? Come on people its all love on the inside! Having good hair often and always being ready to knock your ass down. |  Anna Filactic
"Really?", "You know what I mean?", "Holeh..", and "Chambers" |
 Hanna Ballistic
"Feel free to tell me what I'm doing wrong Bree!" | Joined: November 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Whatever makes me keep listening.
Likes: Guns, guns and more guns!
Dislikes: Dishonesty.
Injuries Sustained: GD torn MCL.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Nothing really, I'm told "you look just like..." all the time. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Where to even start?!?! To summarize it EVERYTHING from the most bubble gum of pop to the most disgusting most brutal metal you have ever heard, and everything in between. The only thing i can say that i truly do not enjoy is radio country ... SICK!!! ... then again I can't even remember the last time i actually listened to the radio.
Likes: My Ipod, 420, tattoos, piercings, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC, roller derby of course ... chilling with friends ... a night out at the R.S.O
Dislikes: Drama & drama starters, rude, ignorant self centered human beings.
Injuries Sustained: My left butt cheek has obtained more track rash than i can even count.
Distinguishing Characteristics: ...Just look for the one in the shortest skirt and with the cutest @$$ on the track!!! |  Madame Snatch
"When the going gets weird ... the weird turn pro - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson" |
 Onya Derričre
"I’ll be the one on the track swearing profusely for no good reason (sometimes even in French!!) and F!@K!" | Joined: December 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: 60's vibrations!
Likes: Inflicting punishment on the innocent, pushing people over, and smelling the cat’s breath.
Dislikes: Bumper boats, candy, the smell of babies, and grasshoppers.
Injuries Sustained: I was attacked by a curious wheel once. Yeah, that hurt!
Distinguishing Characteristics: The chip on my shoulder or giving the evil eye… |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Nightwish, Lada Ga-Ga, Marianas Trench, EMF, Bond, Evanescence, U2, Bon Jovi, Groove Coverage .
Likes: Anything I can do with my skates on… if I can’t do it on skates, frankly, I’m just not that interested.
Dislikes: Trying to come up with answers to questions about my likes and dislikes.
Injuries Sustained: Just some crazy bruises… nothing serious yet (knock-on-wood!)
Distinguishing Characteristics: My constantly changing hair color. |  Domino Brasco
"No worries and So be it" |
 Curly Mae
"Seriously?" and "WhatEVer!" | Joined: March 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Rock, Blues, and Funk.
Likes: Sugarplums, bongo drums, bubblegum and a nice round bum.
Dislikes: bad drivers, runny eggs and Christian rock.
Injuries Sustained: A dislocated rib and massive bruising.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Ummm...the curls?! |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk, Rock and Rock & Roll.
Likes: Sipping tea, knights in shining armour, Kraken Rum.
Dislikes: Evil spells and pointy man shoes.
Injuries Sustained: Fishnet Burn and some bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: My thick lions mane. |  Lady Kraken
"Yo ho, ho & a bottle of rum!" |
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