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Joined: May 2009
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: The sweet sound of my fist making contact with flesh.
Likes: Punching your grandma in the face.
Dislikes: You.
Injuries Sustained: Many bruises, dislocated ribs.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Insanely huge fists. |  Ida Punchter
"F$%#! or I'd have punched her!" |
 Supertramp
"Boof*$@inya!" | Joined: November 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Punk/Metal.
Likes: Movies, live music.
Dislikes: You.
Injuries Sustained: Bruised tail bone, torn MCL, fishnet burn.
Distinguishing Characteristics: My friends call me Tramp. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Indie.
Likes: Leavin' ya breathless and passin ya with ease.
Dislikes: B.O., line cutters, half asser's and vapid chicks.
Injuries Sustained: Minor concussion, bumps and bruises, no biggies.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Long, long, legs and a 4-pack. |  Da Dan Da Dah
"Y-o-u don't know me...(head simultaneous head and finger wave)" |
 Macy Starz
"Yoga anyone?" | Joined: February 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Anything with a funky bass line.
Likes: Deeking blockers, breaking rules and baking cupcakes.
Dislikes: Apologies, rules, Fox News and bar stars.
Injuries Sustained: Multiple bruises in various locations.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Lime green wheels and my flexibility. |
Joined: December 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: 60's vibrations!
Likes: Inflicting punishment on the innocent, pushing people over, and smelling the cat’s breath.
Dislikes: Bumper boats, candy, the smell of babies, and grasshoppers.
Injuries Sustained: I was attacked by a curious wheel once. Yeah, that hurt!
Distinguishing Characteristics: The chip on my shoulder or giving the evil eye… |  Onya Derričre
"I’ll be the one on the track swearing profusely for no good reason (sometimes even in French!!) and F!@K!" |
 Miss Kitty Militia
"Here kitty kitty...." | Joined: May 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk rock!
Likes: Cats and live music.
Dislikes: Driving.
Injuries Sustained: Fishnet burn, bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'll be the one in leopard print. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Underwater music and Karlheinz Stockhausen.
Likes: Cheese, heavy NYC accents and spicy flare!
Dislikes: Fear-bound people and the resonating sounds of miniature exoskeletons being crushed.
Injuries Sustained: Survivor of childhood sensory deprivation.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Seasoned with perma-smile and all-seeing eyes. |  Maiden Sane
"Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto." |
 Vonna Wang Chung
"Well, that wine is not going to drink itself." | Joined: November 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Eagles of Death Metal, Elvis, Reverend Horton Heat.
Likes: High fives of all varieties.
Dislikes: Being censored or shushed.
Injuries Sustained: Salt in my eyes! Never (always) put salt in your eyes.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Toquamagee! |
Joined: May 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything spawned from the fiery pits of hell.
Likes: Sin, slander, long walks around the Lake of Fire, sucking on souls, blood red, rolling with my derby bitches.
Dislikes: Whiney chicks, yoga, babies.
Injuries Sustained: Broken bones, bloody noses, massive internal hemmorhages. Oh, did you mean what I had inflicted or received? I think I broke my nail once.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Horns, fangs, runs a body temperature of 105 degrees. |  D. Ablo #666
"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." |
 Alice Sin Thunder Slam
"F@?kin' son of a bitch!!!" | Joined: February 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Punk, Rockabilly, Rock n Roll and anything that gets me groovin'.
Likes: Driving fast, my four legged friends, music, movies and road trips.
Dislikes: Mommas boys, crocks with socks, bad drivers, stupid and dishonest people.
Injuries Sustained: Very sore finger and tailbone, whip lash and bruises and sore muscles.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I put the 'ass' in class...yep, I'm one classy broad... |
Joined: March 2010
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: Big fan of 80's music, and Country.
Likes: Hippies and anything Apple.
Dislikes: Microsoft, nuclear power, microwave ovens, cell towers, cell phones, large power lines and paint chips.
Injuries Sustained: None, and lets keep it that way.
Distinguishing Characteristics: StriPed Shirt, loud voice and probably the hairiest legs on the track. |  Toxic C-Man
"Make it so, Number One" - Jean Luc Picard" |
 Bubb-Al-icious
"Will chew you up, spit you out and stick you to the bottom of my skate." | Joined: April 2010
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: A bit of this and that.
Likes: Hmmm, stuff.......Ya, I like stuff.
Dislikes: Fake people, be who you are, and the people that don't like it really don't matter.
Injuries Sustained: Nothing yet...
Distinguishing Characteristics: My hooker red lips and matching skates, electric blue eyes and blurting out random song lyrics. |
Joined: February 2008
Team: Officials
Position: Coach
Favorite Music: Gossip, QOTSA, most of what is played on Sirius Radio's Alt Nation.....
Likes: When something "clicks" in the girls and they can just get it!
Dislikes: Knee injuries.
Injuries Sustained: Bruises, pulled muscles, hyperstrained knee tendons.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm the coach......you know, the one who's supposed to be yelling at them.... |  Ang Xiety
"Let the bout come to you." |
 Bobby Horr
"I hurt worse than a 2 dollar whore on a half price Monday, or Tabarnak de Calisse." | Joined: May 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything you can drive angry to.
Likes: Your mom, hard liquor, laying elbows to the elderly and care bears.
Dislikes: Underwear, chicks that hit on my husband (like they have a chance, HA) and most of all Nickelback.
Injuries Sustained: Big bum bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Bruised eye and a look that kills. |
Joined: May 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything I can shake my booty to!
Likes: Steak, revenge, legwarmers, yelling, homemade sugar cookies, baby snuggles, and phoning my brother at work and yelling "What's up slutdog?!" when he puts me on speakerphone.
Dislikes: Betrayal, chenille, not being on speakerphone.
Injuries Sustained: Sweet wheel bruises and some wicked track rash.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Awesome legwarmers and ridiculously good hair. |  Doom Cookie
"I have been nothing but nice....to your face....." and "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me." |
 Tantrixx
"Get in the box!!!" | Joined: July 2009
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: I like anything I can sing in my car to, even Celine Dion...Cuz in my car, I'm a rock star!
Likes: Solidarity, team work, sisterhood.
Dislikes: Exclusivity...Me no likey.
Injuries Sustained: A severely bruised tailbone that still hasn't healed yet and a sprained wrist. But mostly, a bruised ego at this point.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I have lumps, bumps, hips and curves....I am supposed to. I am a woh man! |
Joined: March 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Rock, Blues, and Funk.
Likes: Sugarplums, bongo drums, bubblegum and a nice round bum.
Dislikes: bad drivers, runny eggs and Christian rock.
Injuries Sustained: A dislocated rib and massive bruising.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Ummm...the curls?! |  Curly Mae
"Seriously?" and "WhatEVer!" |
 Lolemite
"I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day & he ain't sayin' nothin'." | Joined: June 2008
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: Waylon, Hank, Johnny, Merle and George.
Likes: Yelling at derby girls.
Dislikes: Derby girls who yell back.
Injuries Sustained: None.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Black and White stripes. |
Joined: August 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Techno, Trance, Hip Hop and Rap.
Likes: Neon bright things! Sports including DERBY, snowboarding, hockey, field hockey and wrestling.
Dislikes: Drama, spiders, snakes and negativity.
Injuries Sustained: Sore muscles, stiffness, shin splints and been winded.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Big eye lashes, long eye lashes, lots of energy and determination. |  Lil' Assassin
"EIEI YAA EIEIEI! I have no idea what's going on here?, and of course OH F@$K!" |
 Ra Ra Riot
"Most things I say are fairly random!" | Joined: June 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk, rock, blues, rockabilly, alternative, indie.
Likes: Kill Bill, Tank Girl, Mint chocolate, film and Jon Cryer circa 1986 (Pretty in Pink).
Dislikes: Reality TV, meanies.
Injuries Sustained: Bruises, rink rash.
Distinguishing Characteristics: You probably won't notice me, until I've already passed you! |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Nightwish, Lada Ga-Ga, Marianas Trench, EMF, Bond, Evanescence, U2, Bon Jovi, Groove Coverage .
Likes: Anything I can do with my skates on… if I can’t do it on skates, frankly, I’m just not that interested.
Dislikes: Trying to come up with answers to questions about my likes and dislikes.
Injuries Sustained: Just some crazy bruises… nothing serious yet (knock-on-wood!)
Distinguishing Characteristics: My constantly changing hair color. |  Domino Brasco
"No worries and So be it" |
 Little Bo Reaper
"Piss off!" | Joined: February 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi! Rock all the way baby!!
Likes: Short rye and coke.
Dislikes: Too much coke in my short rye.
Injuries Sustained: Bruised tailbone.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I have so many tricks up my sleeve that all you'll feel is obliteration. |
Joined: January 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Screaming.
Likes: Nothing.
Dislikes: Everything.
Injuries Sustained: Paper cut.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Evil laugh. |  Bunny Slugga
"I'm not a lesbian! (I'm sure)" |
 Bannock Slap
"I’ve had enough of your sass mouth!!" | Joined: August 2009
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: My ipod resembles the inside of my head, very disorganized and it makes zero sense. I love Madonna and anything I can shake my bannock ass to!!
Likes: Sarcasm, Jack Daniels, designer handbags, giant sunglasses, getting random tattoos with Tanya Backside and your boyfriend.
Dislikes: Bad hair days, mean people and you!!!
Injuries Sustained: None as of yet…I did break a nail at practice once though.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Wicked grills and sarcasm like no other!! |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Where to even start?!?! To summarize it EVERYTHING from the most bubble gum of pop to the most disgusting most brutal metal you have ever heard, and everything in between. The only thing i can say that i truly do not enjoy is radio country ... SICK!!! ... then again I can't even remember the last time i actually listened to the radio.
Likes: My Ipod, 420, tattoos, piercings, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC, roller derby of course ... chilling with friends ... a night out at the R.S.O
Dislikes: Drama & drama starters, rude, ignorant self centered human beings.
Injuries Sustained: My left butt cheek has obtained more track rash than i can even count.
Distinguishing Characteristics: ...Just look for the one in the shortest skirt and with the cutest @$$ on the track!!! |  Madame Snatch
"When the going gets weird ... the weird turn pro - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson" |
 Tanya Backside
"Classic!" | Joined: June 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk, Oi and Motown, with a side of Weird Al.
Likes: Liquor, dancing & petty crime.
Dislikes: Moths, big time.
Injuries Sustained: I've been beaten, bruised and concussed; you should see the other girl.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm queen of the pelvic thrust; probably the classiest lady you'll ever meet... |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: My plate is filled with Metal, Good Ol’ Punk, Rockabilly and a side order of Blues, Jazz, and Oldies that defined my main course but for the love of god, don’t serve me any Country unless you would like to be puked on.
Likes: Wine with my bread, giving cigarettes to babies and Quebec pizzas! That’s Pop-Tarts with Ketchup in case you didn’t know, eh?!
Dislikes: PEANUTS... all kinds... the fluffy packing ones, the ones you smear on your bread or in your shorts and even the gallery that hangs out with Snoopy.
Injuries Sustained: Bruised ribs and a perma-bruise on my ankle.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm corny, I swear profusely in French once I’ve had a drink or ten and I may get a tickle out of threatening you a little... but don’t worry, I won’t hurt you....much! |  TabRRRKnuckle
"Christie de Calisse de Tabernacle!” & “Hey Ladyyyy!" |
 Kitty Killswitch
"I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking." | Joined: January 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Whatever is in my head at the moment.
Likes: Rowdy derby crowds, MMA, live music and playing with fire.
Dislikes: Commercials. The world would be a better place without commercials.
Injuries Sustained: Sucking chest wound. No? But that would've been rank, hey?
Distinguishing Characteristics: Rockstar war paint and a valuable ass-et. |
Joined: April 2009
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: The sound of bones breaking & sweet chin music.
Likes: Derby girls that smell like nachos, Moxie's & my African Princess, Mochahontas.
Dislikes: Restaurants that are not Moxie's.
Injuries Sustained: No injuries from derby only from hockey.
Distinguishing Characteristics: The most charming & witty guy on the track. |  Left Turn Don
"Wassup Ladies....wink, wink." |
 Hanna Ballistic
"Feel free to tell me what I'm doing wrong Bree!" | Joined: November 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Whatever makes me keep listening.
Likes: Guns, guns and more guns!
Dislikes: Dishonesty.
Injuries Sustained: GD torn MCL.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Nothing really, I'm told "you look just like..." all the time. |
Joined: January 2010
Team: Officials
Position: Referee
Favorite Music: Indie.
Likes: Reining in crazy derby chicks, giving orders and seeing his enemies driven before him.
Dislikes: Slackers, hippies, pinkos and yuppies.
Injuries Sustained: Pfft! One cannot hurt the General.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Ink, pipes, combat boots and eyes of cold steel. |  General Discomfort
"Insubordination!" |
 Anna Filactic
"Really?", "You know what I mean?", "Holeh..", and "Chambers" | Joined: February 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Anything that'll get me going to skate hard, kick some ass, and get my booty shakin.
Likes: Anything beautiful..unfortunately for you I will decide what that is, a good, cheap red wine, spicy calamari from La Bodega, my Life.
Dislikes: Ugly..really?..you want to know?
Injuries Sustained: Bruises anyone? I'll do anything to stay up on my feet...so injuries don't come often.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Sayin it like it is...assume I'm harsh? Come on people its all love on the inside! Having good hair often and always being ready to knock your ass down. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Kiss and anything that rawks!
Likes: Wrecking stuff, new bearings, MMA and watching football.
Dislikes: Injuries, snow, people who behave as if they left their brain at home and of course, Nickelback.
Injuries Sustained: A bunch of bruises, pulled quad and pulled lower abs.
Distinguishing Characteristics: The shelf...can I say that? If not, I have really good hair. lol...who are we kidding though, I haven't been looked in the eye since 1994. |  Painstorm
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein" |
 Ivana Roll@-B!tch
"Suck it up buttercup!" | Joined: December 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: 80’s Rock, 80’s Hair Bands anything 80’s works for me!
Likes: People!
Dislikes: Self-absorbed people!
Injuries Sustained: Some bruising; thighs, buns and ego!
Distinguishing Characteristics: What you see is what you get! |
Joined: August 2009
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Pantera, Tool, BLS, Rob Zombie, Distillers, Nashville Pussy & STP.
Likes: Tattoos, off road machines, motor bikes, guns & sushi.
Dislikes: People in general.
Injuries Sustained: Bruises & stiffness, but looking forward to much worse.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Have you ever heard of a Farmer Blow? |  Suzie Smackems
"%$?&@#!!!" |
 Mochahontas
"F@!k with tha Bull, Ya get the horns." | Joined: October 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Meshuggah, Deftones, Isis, Tool, Chevelle, Strapping Young Lad & Britney Spears.
Likes: Frightening small children, baking cookies, making religious hook rugs & knitting.
Dislikes: Farting. People that fart make me very, very angry.
Injuries Sustained: Broke both wrists, sprained ankle, various bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm the biggest, brownest beyotch on the track. |
Joined: October 2008
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: My music taste seems to be whatever can stand out beautifully in the background to what's going on in my life at the time. Right now I am enjoying the sweet perversions of Leonard Cohen.
Likes: Rebelling against "normal", fearless people, and piggy backs.
Dislikes: Can I say stupid people?
Injuries Sustained: Lots of bruises, a bad knee, pulled muscles, broken vertebra, and heatstroke.
Distinguishing Characteristics: A chatter box and probably the smallest tattooed skater on the track. |  Knotty Knox
"I'm tough, ambitious, and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. -Madonna" |
 Gates of Hell
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!" | Joined: September 2008
Team: Lockdown Lolitas
Position: Blocker
Favorite Music: Social Distortion, System of a Down, Farrell Bros., Billy Idol, Tegan & Sara.
Likes: Sugar, trucks, tattoos, pain, derby, burlesque, pin-ups.
Dislikes: Crocs, liars, and Cookie's booty in front of me.
Injuries Sustained: Sprained ankle.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Sweetness and bruises. |
Joined: October 2009
Team: Bone City Beaver Dames
Position: Jammer
Favorite Music: Punk, Rock and Rock & Roll.
Likes: Sipping tea, knights in shining armour, Kraken Rum.
Dislikes: Evil spells and pointy man shoes.
Injuries Sustained: Fishnet Burn and some bruises.
Distinguishing Characteristics: My thick lions mane. |  Lady Kraken
"Yo ho, ho & a bottle of rum!" |
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